I don't have much time to post on Work Environment Bullying: Have been doing research on it. Check out the links below
Anti Bullying Center on Work Issues
Bullying Institute
Wiki Pedia Definition of Workplace Bullying
Work placing bullying is extremely distructive. To fucking prevent this situation, quit your job, and start your own venture. Fuck everyone else.
tags: Workplace bullying,Work Environment Bullying, Corporate Cynic
Cody - The Corporate Cynic

Being Cautious is Being a Cynic
Thursday, March 1, 2007
Monday, February 26, 2007
Corporate Lawyers: Leeches of Society

They exist to protect their clients. In this case fucking corporations, or companies. Lawyers don't produce any tangible product, they just read and quote rules, and go to court.
These leeches in society like to sue people. Bully the little folk, and fuck them over. Usually this done by holding up the case in court years. The corporation has more money than us little folk. The end effect is the little folk is bankrupt paying lawyer fees (greedy basters), and the company wins by attrition
When two parties litigate in court, the plaintiff, and the defendant never win. It's the lawyers who get the majority of the $$$$. FOR WHAT????? It's the plantiff thats sufffered the most, not the lawyers, but yet the lawyers get paid more.
That's pretty fucked up if you ask me. Lawyers are just plan bad for society
tags: Corporate Lawyer, leeches, plaintiff, defendant
Saturday, February 24, 2007
Endless Meetings
Big companies are good at holding endless meetings. People don't get anything done except talk. They don't have time to do the work they talked about because they are in meetings. Pretty fucked up if you asked me.
There is also a study that shows that meetings make people dumber, or dumberer. You get stuck in the "group think" syndrome.
Many times in a group the best options are not voiced, or discused. It's the option that discussed the most by the group.
Avoid endless meetings:
1. Don't work for a company
2. Dont' be a manager
3. Work alone, be a loner
4. Fuck everyone else and make an arbitrary call
tag: group think, corporation, meetings, dumb
There is also a study that shows that meetings make people dumber, or dumberer. You get stuck in the "group think" syndrome.
Many times in a group the best options are not voiced, or discused. It's the option that discussed the most by the group.
Avoid endless meetings:
1. Don't work for a company
2. Dont' be a manager
3. Work alone, be a loner
4. Fuck everyone else and make an arbitrary call
tag: group think, corporation, meetings, dumb
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Busting Your Fucking Balls
Working can be a total Bitch if you ask me. Especially if other co-workers like busting you fucking balls, and have something against you. These co-workers never say "hi" to you, and basically pretend you don't fucking exist. You definitely know that if they had the chance, they would fucking stab you in the fucking back.
Working is fucking hard enough already (if I didn't have do I wouldn't am not so lucky), to have people work against you.
Just to another twist, situation becomes worse when this co-worker is a long time friend of your boss's. Yeah, then they feel they can get away with anything. Now that's protection. If you ask me the co-worker is a "fucking whim", doesn't this person have anything better to do. APPARENTLY NOT!!!!!!!!!
Well, this person can "kiss my ass", and can go fuck itself.
Grass Root Campaigns, and Corporate Activism ROCK ON.
tags: busting your balls, stab you in the back, asshole, kiss my ass
Working is fucking hard enough already (if I didn't have do I wouldn't am not so lucky), to have people work against you.
Just to another twist, situation becomes worse when this co-worker is a long time friend of your boss's. Yeah, then they feel they can get away with anything. Now that's protection. If you ask me the co-worker is a "fucking whim", doesn't this person have anything better to do. APPARENTLY NOT!!!!!!!!!
Well, this person can "kiss my ass", and can go fuck itself.
Grass Root Campaigns, and Corporate Activism ROCK ON.
tags: busting your balls, stab you in the back, asshole, kiss my ass
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Corporate Transfers
Corporations use employees as pawns. You get moved from one project to another without much choice. You work to meet the bottomline for the corporation. If you are no longer beneficial to the bottomline, YOU ARE GONE!!!. You'll usually get a lay off notice, or just plain fired, usually for not performing up to standards. Pretty fucked up, huh.
Unfortunately this is the truth about working for a large corporation.
How do you solve this problem?
1. Be the CEO (have a golden parachute)
2. Start your own small business ( you are the boss)
3. Be a founder of a large company ( you own a stake, say 10%)
4. Inherit money
5. Win the lottery
6. Collect unemployment.
tags: employement, fired, lay off, corporation
Unfortunately this is the truth about working for a large corporation.
How do you solve this problem?
1. Be the CEO (have a golden parachute)
2. Start your own small business ( you are the boss)
3. Be a founder of a large company ( you own a stake, say 10%)
4. Inherit money
5. Win the lottery
6. Collect unemployment.
tags: employement, fired, lay off, corporation
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Dictionary of Corporate BullShit

Enjoy!!!
Below is the introduction:
Introduction
Welcome home. The fact that you bought this book -- for yourself, for someone you love or care about, or for that matter, for someone you really, really hate with the proverbial intensity of 1,000 hot burning suns -- is a sign that you have crossed over to the land of those fed up with Corporate Bullshit. Feels so good!
The most important thing for you to know is that you are not alone. The crying jags in the bathroom; the overwhelming sense of injustice, underappreciation, frustration and duplicity; the impulse to inflict bodily harm on an extremely annoying or undermining coworker or boss, are all deeply familiar, and in fact, commonplace here. We all feel it. Around the country. Every day. And we're mad as hell and we're not going to take it anymore.
Much has been written about the pervasive use of corporate "buzzwords" in business and office culture. At this point, that’s kind of an old story. This language was playfully lampooned through the popular "Buzzword Bingo"” game of the late 90s, and most people found this talk ridiculous, bloated, or mildly annoying at worst. But people were making money then, so it was all in good fun. As you probably know: times have changed.
Not only is corporate bullshit less amusing when paired with a "challenging" economic climate, but more people than ever before are using more bullshit.
A fast fact: It was recently estimated that as many as four out of every five employees use buzzwords to keep up with their colleagues, without "having a clue" as to what these words mean.
All the language is still there, injected into meaningless, marathon meetings, PowerPoint presentations, corporate memos, and "feedback" from your boss and "colleagues", but the fact is that corporate bullshit has taken over, tainting almost every interaction between the citizens of the business world. People have stopped communicating. They have, as you know, stopped talking to each other like normal people.
A new era of corporate bullshit is upon us, and it is far more sinister than the words some Bschool grad, crusty veteran or dot-com kid can dole out. It goes beyond empty phrases like "at the end of the day," "a sense of urgency" and "on the same page", and corrupts words like "lunch", "celebrate", "passion" and "commitment," which take on whole new meanings in this environment.
However, the most dangerous element of corporate bullshit is outside the realm of language altogether. This sickness has placed a stranglehold on our culture of work, affecting how we relate to and treat each other. It enables incompetence, iniquity and frankly, inhumanity. At this point, language is merely the vehicle through which the bullshit is communicated.
About ten years ago, I entered the workforce like so many other recent college grads: I was "bright-eyed and bushy-tailed", I was optimistic and ambitious, I wanted to work hard and well, and find my place in the professional world. (I was also a lot thinner.)
Needless to say, I got slammed — big time. I exerted a lot of pointless effort trying to make sense of the completely nonsensical, and find logic in a world where up is down and down is up. As they say: If I only knew then what I know now.
It’s too late for me, but it's probably not for so many of you. Forget The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People
For those of you who find yourself with me in the great conference room, the collective "Town Hall" of the angry, fed-up and apathetic, I hope you’ll find comfort in seeing all of this bullshit out there in the open for all to see, and know, once and for all, that you’re not crazy.
They are.
Keep the faith,
Lois Beckwith
tags: Dictionary, Corporate BullShit, Amazon,books
Sunday, February 18, 2007
Oh No it's the Pigs- music video
Don't stand for police brutality. Defend and protect the victims of this injustice brought on by police. Speak up, demonstrate. Remember Rodney King riots. Police are just the executing instrument of our city governments. They bring tyranny, and suppression to us. Continue the protesting, grass campaign, and defend against the tyranny of the government.
tags: police, rodney king riots, tyranny, suppression, protest
tags: police, rodney king riots, tyranny, suppression, protest
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